#bullshit card game

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Can you tell the brain rot is really getting to me.

[heresronnie21]

I hope everyone knows that nico's mythomagic strategy is based around the dionysus card. He shows up at tournaments and everyone thinks his deck is trash but he destroys them, humiliates them, shames their whole bloodline. He's the new york state champion. He's taking on national competitions. He has the blessing of the dionysus but he would win either way.

[intervalart]

Bloodthirst

[formulaonedirection]

THEY WERE PLAYING CARDS https://twitter.com/miaporada4/status/1744374078973067330

THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLOODY CUTE

They should play 1 v 1 strip poker next :)

[dravidious]

Rares aren't exciting because they're super strong they're exciting because they're a place to write the most wacky bullshit off-the-wall lines of rules text possible

What the fuck kind of text is "Other creatures are Food artifacts" that's so fucking stupid I love it so much. Is it strong? That could not possibly be further from the point. The point is that you see this and say "What the FUCK that's ABSURD!!" and then you try your absolute hardest to make some dumb bullshit combo with it. Whether you succeed or fail is far less important than how many silly interactions you discover during the process

Fucking "Ward - Sacrifice a Food", that's hilarious, this card is amazing

[fortooate]

magic the gathering sucks + is bad + is strangerthingscore + fuck wotc + die but i do love to tap a forest pay one green mana cast mystic elf and end my turn

[hrokkall]

Always good to see you too :D

Did you know that while developing the film Prince of Egypt Dreamworks would punish animators by sending them to work on Shrek instead?

Inscryption is Gamefuna's Shrek

-🥊

I did know about that! Though with Inscryption being both a cover-up and a fairly isolated project, I'd imagine it would be more of an office rumor rather than an actual NPC designation. Like "You'd better do your job properly; I hear there's a position open in Inscryption" or "Wow, that looks like shit; did you pull it out of Inscyption's asset folder?". On account of the liability, it's more or less just an office in-joke; people don't actually get reassigned there...

...Most of the time.

[blue-eli]

Ink October day ten: Dichotomy

A division into two contrasting things or parts.

The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.

Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

[offaela]

Literally the game went from dope ass art to a brooklyn99 Christmas episode.

Rip Disco elysium's LGBTQ rep I guess

[ideologyofone]

Someone please come play with the arcane music writers they’re getting desperate

[veilk]

definitely void / creature with a sprinkling of honorary liquid / skrunklyy, i think. meows at you]

[context]

im a big fan of this combination of cats . yeah this checks out i think

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

delighted to report that one of my all-time favorite pastimes CONTINUES to be nerfing the absolute shit out of lucius and watching him figure out how to win Anyway :)

in related news: four (4) hours of writing time on this random-ass wednesday fixed me, more news at 11

[a-land-lacking-sleep]

Novembmas Day 1: Sibling Antics

I'm falling behind, so I'll get the first few days out today, and try to keep up on snippets.

The game was the same that the pair always played when they had a third; Bullshit. You get an even amount of cards from the deck in your hands, in this case a third of the deck to both twins and Elio, and you had to empty your hand as quickly as possible, by any means. Honesty held the same weight as deception, and comedy could be a better cover than stoicism.

Emmet was watching Ingo like a hawk as the elder twin put his hand down and placed two cards onto the stack that had formed on his legs. “Two 4s,” Ingo says, his voice flat and his eyes trained on Emmet. “And don’t you da-”

“Bullshit,” Emmet pointedly says, pointing directly down at the pile. “Elio already played a 4. I have one in my hand. You are lying.”

Before he could grab the cards to flip them, however, Ingo swats at his hand. “Hey hey hey! You don’t flip someone’s card before they answer the accusation! I taught you that, little brother.” While Ingo wasn’t smiling or able to move his arm, if he were able to do either he’d be covering his mouth to hide a Skitty Smile.

“I am Emmet, and I’m glad I’m not the older brother,” Emmet says forcefully, glaring at his older brother as Elio leans in over the deck. “If I was, I would be balding, like you!”

Elio lets out a low whistle as Ingo brings his good hand up to his chest in a mock scandal. “I would have you know that this was purposeful, for fashion, little brother!” After a moment, his frown turns slightly upwards. “Besides, your wife loves it.”

“Your girlfriend is biased,” Emmet quips, running his fingers through his hair. “Besides, Elesa loves to style my hair. She says it’s very soft! Meanwhile, your hair migrated to your chin.” 

“And everyone says it makes me refined,” Ingo says, deepening his frown as he reaches over and flips the cards at the top of the pile; 3 of Spades and 4 of Hearts. “I guess you caught me, Emmet.” As he pulls the pile towards himself, Emmet punches the air in victory, and Elio begins to laugh maniacally.

Elio quickly put their final card down. “One 5!” Emmet looks over at the young Trainer, who moments before had 4 cards in their hand. He then looks back at Ingo, who was covering his mouth with his multitude of cards.

“I may have lost, brother,” Ingo says with a laugh barely contained. “But you didn’t win, either. Anything goes, yes?”

[broken-clover]

Since pride month is (very sadly) ending I wanted to make sure I shared this silly little thing. I found a bunch of fake Pokemon cards at a bootleg toy store a couple of weeks back, I had to keep myself from buying a whole pile of them since they were cheap and looked nice, but I was at least sure to get the most important ones

Fat Gay Pikachu and T4T lesbians

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than dreams

Nerfed signposts!